Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.
I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT
But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.
There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could’ve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.