I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.
Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.
guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to pass myself off as a movie producer to get hot guys to sleep with me. Where have you been?