There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is a very good party town, a good drinking place. I definitely would like to come back and check it out further. Do some more research, as I call it.

So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.

I never wanted to be famous.

Have you seen that magazine Barely Legal? That means when you look at it, you're almost a pedophile.

For me, Molly Hatchet is high school. It makes me feel like I have hair and a future.

My gym has two-pound weights. If you're using two-pound weights, how did you even open the door to the gym? What's your dream? To pump up and open your mail?

You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."