I have no grand scheme.
Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family.
So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.
You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance.....the day has begun.
I never wanted to be famous.
I don't watch reality TV.