There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is a very good party town, a good drinking place. I definitely would like to come back and check it out further. Do some more research, as I call it.
Dave AttellOnce you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.
Dave AttellNever drink alone, that's what they say. But you know what? If you drink you will never be alone, alright?
Dave AttellYeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
Dave Attell