I never wanted to be famous.

For me, Molly Hatchet is high school. It makes me feel like I have hair and a future.

I'm not really a music guy.

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."

A joke is a joke, and people put too much meaning behind it. They react to it in the wrong way. I mean, you can boo or laugh, and that's pretty much what you're supposed to do with jokes. You're not supposed to take it any further than that.

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.

I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.