I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.
Dave AttellMy cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.
Dave AttellDon't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away.
Dave Attell