My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.

I'm not really a music guy.

I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.

My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.

Even now, as we speak, people are having sex with animals. And we wonder why the animals attack us.

For me, Molly Hatchet is high school. It makes me feel like I have hair and a future.