My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? "Damn I got to get the hell out of here!" "What was I thinking!"

If I was to have sex with one animal it would be a horse. That is a beautiful animal. And when you have sex with a horse, you know you always have a ride home.

Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.

So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.

I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.

My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.