Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!
I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.
I'm not really a music guy.
If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things.
Are you shooting webs of stupid at me?
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!