I'm not really a music guy.

Even now, as we speak, people are having sex with animals. And we wonder why the animals attack us.

Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.

Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.

Everyone was laughin'. Even that deaf mute boy was breathing heavy and pointing at me. Which is laughter to their kind.

You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.

For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.