I'm not really a music guy.

I love Fear Factor, but I think they're running out of fears. It's only a matter of time before they're sitting around doing shots of Hepatitis C.

I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.

I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.

So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."