I'm not really a music guy.

I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.

I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. I'm not an actor though, so I don't really have much choice in the matter.

You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it always breaks the conversation.

You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.

I don't watch reality TV.

My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs.