Friends are important, dontcha think? Hmmm? I think so. The way I see it, you got friends, and you got your best friend, big difference. To me, a friend's a guy who will help you move. A best friend's a guy who will help you move a body. That's how I look at it.

I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.

Never drink alone, that's what they say. But you know what? If you drink you will never be alone, alright?

So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.

I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival.

I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.

I went skiing today, too, yeah. I didn't wanna go. The girl I'm stalking wanted to go, so... I'm not kiddin!