Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape.
Dave AttellI'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.
Dave AttellYou know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
Dave Attell