Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? "Damn I got to get the hell out of here!" "What was I thinking!"

I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.

Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.

Even now, as we speak, people are having sex with animals. And we wonder why the animals attack us.

Have you seen that magazine Barely Legal? That means when you look at it, you're almost a pedophile.