I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.

Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.

If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things.

Jesse Joyce is a great writer.

My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.

The voice in my head has a stutter, and that's really annoying. D-D-D-Dave Dave. What? K-K-K-Kill your p-p-p-parents. L-L-L-Loa... Write it down!

I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.