Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.

Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.

I'm not really a music guy.

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."

You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.

Never drink alone, that's what they say. But you know what? If you drink you will never be alone, alright?

I'm not like a performer type.