Never drink alone, that's what they say. But you know what? If you drink you will never be alone, alright?

Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.

Even now, as we speak, people are having sex with animals. And we wonder why the animals attack us.

Jesse Joyce is a great writer.

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.

When I first saw a strap on, I put it on my head and ran around like a rhino.

Never drink alone, that's what they say. But you know what? If you drink you will never be alone, alright?