I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. I'm not an actor though, so I don't really have much choice in the matter.

For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.

There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is a very good party town, a good drinking place. I definitely would like to come back and check it out further. Do some more research, as I call it.

I have no grand scheme.

I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.