So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.
Dave AttellI'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.
Dave AttellSo I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.
Dave Attell