The voice belonged to Mr. Pzyrbovich, an algebra teacher who was always called Mr. P, for obvious reasons. He has a heavy accent, which a lot of kids said made him hard to understand, although to be fair some of these kids would have never understood algebra anyway.
Dave BarryYour federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million years.
Dave BarrySnowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
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