...Hell, which as every frequent traveler knows, is in Concourse D of O'Hare Airport.

Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

Real cars were made here in America: Fords, Chevys, Plymouths. These were large chunks of Detroit iron - cars that had the size, weight, and handling characteristics of aircraft carriers but worse fuel efficiency.

Weddings are crazy. When you get right down to it, a wedding is a party, and not an important party, really. But for young people, it becomes the biggest thing in their lives. After it's over, they realize it wasn't that big a deal.

Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum."

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.