The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like.

Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?

If you answered, ''Spin the Bottle,'' then I frankly do not want to know any more about your childhood.

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.

Washington is nicknamed "The Evergreen State" because it sounds better than "The Incessant Nagging Drizzle State."

The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.

The story of the eighties will be the story of the Reagan administration and the many men and women who served in it, some of whom are already out on parole.