Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.
Dave BarryCigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.
Dave BarryIf you tell most people what libertarians think, they immediately assume that you cannot mean it all the way, that you're really just taking a position for argument's sake.
Dave BarryIf you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf.
Dave Barry