The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.

In the words of a very famous dead person, 'A nation that does not know its history is doomed to do poorly on the Scholastic Aptitude Test.

The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you.

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.

Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accommodation, causing the Sport Utility Vehicle of Progress to crash into the Ditch of Despair.

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.