Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?
Dave BarryI am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Dave BarryThe problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
Dave BarryLook, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making average incomes for doing average jobs- bank vice presidents, insurance salesmen, auditors, secretaries of defense- and you'll realie they all dress the same way, essentially the way the mannequins in the Sears menswear department dress. Now look at the real successes, the people who make a lot more money than you- Elton John, Captain Kangaroo, anybody from Saudi Arabia, Big Bird, and so on. They all dress funny- and they all succeed.
Dave Barry