I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.

Eventually everyone has to die, except Elvis.

England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet

The story of the eighties will be the story of the Reagan administration and the many men and women who served in it, some of whom are already out on parole.

People are afraid to own their own homes. People are afraid their own government will catch them fixing their houses.

I'm a big believer in anesthesia. I think it should be used for every medical procedure, indlucing routine physicals.