I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.

I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin.

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.

Remember how he handled the Iran-contra Never Ending Scandal from Hell? He went on national television, the President of the United States, and said it wasn't his fault, because he was not aware, at the time, of what his foreign policy was.