My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious business, and you probably don't have the vaguest idea what you're doing, as is evidenced by the fact that you're reading a very sloppy and poorly researched book.

The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like.

Genes are little items that are found in every living thing except Sen. Alfonse D'Amato.

Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.

This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream.

I tell people view the federal government as a source of entertainment. It's a lot easier.

When I read that I had to go to Gettysburg.