My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious business, and you probably don't have the vaguest idea what you're doing, as is evidenced by the fact that you're reading a very sloppy and poorly researched book.

His body rigid with terror as he waited for the savages to something horrible to him—bash his head with clubs, or stab him with spears, or… …or tap him on the shoulder.

The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.

I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actually worn bell-bottomed jeans.

In those days, most people read newspapers, whereas today, most people do not. What caused this change? One big factor, of course, is that people are a lot stupider than they used to be, although we here in the newspaper industry would never say so in print.

Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.