Nobody in the United States knows what either a "meter" or a "kilogram" is. The whole reason why we fought the Cold War was so we wouldn't have to learn the metric system.
Dave BarryGeographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
Dave BarryThere are also a number of humans living up there (Canada), and in many ways they have a lifestyle quite similar to ours, including such traditional American activities as driving Japanese cars.
Dave Barry