Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Smee! Raise the Ladies!

I do not mean to suggest for a moment that all it takes to be a top executive is a custom-tailored European suit. You also need the correct shirt and tie.

If Black Stache laughed, you laughed. If he snarled, you snarled. If he breathed in your direction, you ran for cover.

Nobody in the United States knows what either a "meter" or a "kilogram" is. The whole reason why we fought the Cold War was so we wouldn't have to learn the metric system.

Always remember that if editors were so damned smart, they would know how to dress.

People are afraid to own their own homes. People are afraid their own government will catch them fixing their houses.