I did all this stuff that was illegal when I was a kid. I drank beer when I was 15. I smoked cigarettes when I was 13. I drove to New York City when I was 14 - don't tell my son. Those things were against the law, but I did them anyway. I didn't become a heroin addict, although I probably could have gotten heroin somehow. I don't think my son would buy heroin at any price. He knows what it is, and he knows how stupid it is.

Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.

There are terrific TV shows now. This is a golden age for TV humor, I think. There's an actual market there. Of course, I have no idea how you'd break in, but there must be a way. They have all these shows and they need jokes and somebody is writing them.

I read a lot of lot non-demanding fiction.

Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain.

Any parent that relies on any law to help him parent is an idiot.

The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.