I did all this stuff that was illegal when I was a kid. I drank beer when I was 15. I smoked cigarettes when I was 13. I drove to New York City when I was 14 - don't tell my son. Those things were against the law, but I did them anyway. I didn't become a heroin addict, although I probably could have gotten heroin somehow. I don't think my son would buy heroin at any price. He knows what it is, and he knows how stupid it is.

She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.

If you tell most people what libertarians think, they immediately assume that you cannot mean it all the way, that you're really just taking a position for argument's sake.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.

When doctors describe pain as experiencing "discomfort," it's like saying Hiroshima experienced "urban renewal".

I am a superior form of human and I have absolutely no quirks or irrational impulses of any kind.