AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber.

As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.

The other major kind of computer is the "Apple," which I do not recommend, because it is a wuss-o-rama New-Age computer you basically just plug in and use.

Black Stache had no love for the Queen, no love for women of any sort, except for his ma. He had a real soft spot for his ma, and was truly sorry for the time he’d marooned her.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.