The method (of learning Japanese) recommended by experts is to be born as a Japanese baby and raised by a Japanese family, in Japan. And even then it's not easy.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful.

Remember how he handled the Iran-contra Never Ending Scandal from Hell? He went on national television, the President of the United States, and said it wasn't his fault, because he was not aware, at the time, of what his foreign policy was.

For the benefit of those of you who have real jobs and are not involved in the news business, I should first explain that . . .

As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.