The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you.

Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."

Any parent that relies on any law to help him parent is an idiot.

This (French-Kissing) is a really sexy thing to do, according to the French people, although you should bear in mind that they also like to eat snails.

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt.

Although it was constructed in 1536, the New York subway system boasts an annual maintenance budget of nearly $8, currently stolen, and it does a remarkable job of getting New Yorkers from Point A to an indeterminate location somewhere in the tunnel leading to point B.

You have to be careful on the deck, because of the "hatches," which are holes placed around a sailboat at random to increase the insurance rates.