The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you.

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'

Directors are always changing things at the last minute. Actors will do a scene, and the director will say, ‘Okay, that was perfect, but this time, Bob, instead of saying “What’s for dinner?” you say, “Wait a minute! Benzene is actually a hydrocarbon!” And say it with a Norwegian accent. Also, we think maybe your character should have no arms.

It may be meaningless, but at least it's a gesture.

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.

Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.