Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.

Computers operate on simple principles that can be easily understood by anybody with some common sense, a little imagination, and an IQ of 750.

France: As a professional journalist, I like the idea of a society where it is considered an acceptable occupation to basically sit around and drink.

She wanted to cry, but she did not want Peter to see her cry, and she especially did not want Teacher, with her flowing hair, to see her cry.

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture finished and put inside boxes.

The Spanish government, having run completely out of money, secretly sold the Pyrenees to China, and is now separated from France only by traffic cones.