There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

The older I get and the more fiction I write, the more I outline, the more I think about plot before I dive in and plunge too far.

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

At the time, we were mad at Moammar Gadhafi, which resulted in us bombing all over Libya and killing a bunch of people, but not him. Then Ronald Reagan gets up and says we're not trying to kill him, we're just dropping bombs. You can kill all the Libyans you want, but legally you can't try to kill the leader.

The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.

The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.