I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Future, and some day, when my generation retires, they will have to pay us trillions of dollars in social security

I love Halloween. It reminds me of my happy childhood days as a student at Wampus Elementary School in Armonk, N.Y., when we youngsters used to celebrate Halloween by making decorations out of construction paper and that white paste that you could eat.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

Reading... a vacation for the mind.

Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.

The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.