Why donโt you lift the end?โ said Alf. โItโs me back, Alf,โ complained Mack. โYou know how it troubles me.โ โNo more than mine troubles me,โ said Alf. โBut I said it first,โ said Mack.
Dave BarryMotto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."
Dave BarryThere's only one way kids will wear helmets, and that's if their parents are nagging them to. They will never wear helmets because some state passes a law requiring it.
Dave BarryThe best baby-sitters, of course, are the babyโs grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.
Dave Barry