Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.

Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip.

The Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service.

What I like best about the telephone is that it keeps you in touch with people, particularly people who want to sell you magazine subscriptions in the middle of the night.

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.