I walked out of the movie "Lincoln" and bought the book [of Doris Kearns Goodwin] at the bookstore next door.
Dave BarryDenmark (also called Norway) is best known as the original home of the prune Danish as well as the Vikings, who wore hats with horns sticking out of them, and for a very good reason: they were insane.
Dave BarryThe information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
Dave BarryUnlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.
Dave BarryAs you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.
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