His body rigid with terror as he waited for the savages to something horrible to him—bash his head with clubs, or stab him with spears, or… …or tap him on the shoulder.

The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.

Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz.

I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.

Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.