Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.

There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.

At certain times each year, we journalists do almost nothing except apply for the Pulitzers and several dozen other major prizes. During these times you could walk right into most newsrooms and commit a multiple axe murder naked, and it wouldn't get reported in the paper because the reporters and editors would all be too busy filling out prize applications.

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.