Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe.

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

Never trust anything you read in a travel article.