Sir,” James asked, “what are we going to do?” “We’re going to look for water,” said Alf. “And food?” said Tubby Ted. “Water first,” said Alf. “We can go days without food.” “We can what?” Tubby Ted shouted.

The Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service.

As a professional journalist, I have always been fascinated by people who appear to have even more spare time than I do.

Infiniti ads are part of an exciting new trend called "Advertising Whose Sole Purpose Is to Irritate You."

Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.