A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and the Goodyear Blimp.

Actually, there are people from all ove - not just Latin America, certainly not just Cuba, but all over Europe, all over the United States. I like that. I like knowing a lot of different types of people. And I can afford to live in a relatively safe part of Miami.

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.