A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and the Goodyear Blimp.

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

What I want to know is: Why is it important to have visible stomach muscles? I grew up in an era (the Paleolithic) when people kept their stomach muscles discreetly out of sight.

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

He felt a momentary pang of regret that he had not spent more time with his beloved wife. But it passed when he remembered that the reason he’d gone to sea in the first place was that he had never really liked his beloved wife.

A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

When you say you don't think we should have public schools, they can't believe you mean that. You must mean that they should be smaller. But you can't really mean no public schools.