As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and dreamed that some day, some way, there would be giant federal contracts involved.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.

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I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.