We have always had dogs, and they have faithfully performed many valuable services for us, such as: 1. Peeing on everything. 2. When we're driving in our car, alerting us that we have passed another dog by barking real loud in our ears for the next 114 miles. 3. Trying to kill the Avon lady.
Dave BarryAll these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions in this book, these people are not responsible. In the end, there is only one person responsible for what I write, and that person, of course, is: Donald Trump.
Dave BarryNewspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
Dave BarryAs a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.
Dave Barry