Weddings are crazy. When you get right down to it, a wedding is a party, and not an important party, really. But for young people, it becomes the biggest thing in their lives. After it's over, they realize it wasn't that big a deal.

Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.

I'm not sure you can count as history, was Keith Richards's "Life," which he so modestly titled it. I did find it a fascinating book. Keith's a pretty honest fellow.

A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails and voices downstairs yelling "HOW DO YOU FLUSH THESE TOILETS?"

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.