Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it.

For the benefit of those of you who have real jobs and are not involved in the news business, I should first explain that . . .

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.

Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."

There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia.

Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money.