I've never actually given birth to a child, but I suspect that going to a Justin Bieber concert with a child is close.
Dave BarryI do not mean to suggest for a moment that all it takes to be a top executive is a custom-tailored European suit. You also need the correct shirt and tie.
Dave BarryTo better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
Dave BarryI got a lot of mail from organizations concerned with bike safety. Then I got a couple from people who wanted my support for mandatory helmet laws. I can't support that. If you pass a law like that you'll do more harm than good, because you'll make people think they've done something about the problem when they haven't.
Dave Barry