Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain.

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid

Many things have been written, including by me, linking humor and pain. Mostly, in my case, the humor part keeps me sane. If I spent all my hours writing things like "Fatal Distraction," I'd become a brooding, erratic melancholic. I'd be Raskolnikov.

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.