We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin.

And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.

A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

There's a test they can do to determine a baby's gender ahead of time; I think they insert a tiny photo of Leonardo DiCaprio into the uterus, and if the baby punches it, it's a boy.

Famous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried to put your name on their clothing.

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.

France: As a professional journalist, I like the idea of a society where it is considered an acceptable occupation to basically sit around and drink.