England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.

Without good grammar, the United States would have lost World War II.

I also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of being left behind, spending hundreds of millions of dollars to develop World Wide Web sites in a frantic scramble to reach the vast new consumer market of Web use

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.

When to arrive at the airport?: You should be at the airport already.