Washington is nicknamed "The Evergreen State" because it sounds better than "The Incessant Nagging Drizzle State."
Dave BarryIf everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.
Dave BarryWhat gets me is, I waited in line for an hour to do this. I could have experienced essentially the same level of enjoyment merely by sticking my finger down my throat.
Dave Barry