It was not easy victory in the America Cup. Our boys spent years experimenting with different designs for their boat before they came up with the innovative idea of having a submerged nuclear submarine tow it.

There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails and voices downstairs yelling "HOW DO YOU FLUSH THESE TOILETS?"

Sir,” James asked, “what are we going to do?” “We’re going to look for water,” said Alf. “And food?” said Tubby Ted. “Water first,” said Alf. “We can go days without food.” “We can what?” Tubby Ted shouted.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

People are afraid to own their own homes. People are afraid their own government will catch them fixing their houses.

Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.