It was not easy victory in the America Cup. Our boys spent years experimenting with different designs for their boat before they came up with the innovative idea of having a submerged nuclear submarine tow it.

Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations.

The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.

This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat content.

Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.

Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?

There's an old saying among scientific guys: "You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs, ideally by dropping a cement truck on them from a crane."