I'm a big believer in anesthesia. I think it should be used for every medical procedure, indlucing routine physicals.

The best way to understand this whole issue is to look at what the government does: it takes money from some people, keeps a bunch of it, and gives the rest to other people.

I shared this insight with some other boat owners, and they all agreed that, definitely, putting your boar into the water is asking for trouble. Most of them have had their boats sitting in their driveways long enough to be registered historical landmarks.

For the benefit of those of you who have real jobs and are not involved in the news business, I should first explain that . . .

One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws three-quarters of an inch into your flesh.