When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of the television. For nutritional balance, you should also put out a bowl of carrot sticks. If you have no carrot sticks, you can use pinecones, or used electrical fuses, because nobody will eat them anyway. This is no time for nutritional balance: This is the Super Bowl, for God's sake.

Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful.

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.

Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.

In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.

I'm one of those people who tells my wife, "No coaching from the sidelines."