On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Any parent that relies on any law to help him parent is an idiot.

The Spanish government, having run completely out of money, secretly sold the Pyrenees to China, and is now separated from France only by traffic cones.

It was you readers who really came through, proving once again that when the American people decide to "get involved" in a problem, it is best not to let them have any sharp implements.

Can we move this conversation along, I'm getting frightfully tired of 'hoa'.