If Peter was nine, and a new boy came to St. Norbertโs Home for Wayward Boys who said he was ten, why, then, Peter would declare himself eleven. Also, he could spit the farthest. That made him the undisputed leader.
Dave BarryI believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
Dave BarryGuys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
Dave Barry